Loompanics
Unlimited proudly presents the Fourth Edition of Secrets Of Methamphetamine
Manufacture, Including Recipes for MDA, Ecstacy, and other Psychdelic Amphetamines,
which is indispensable reading for those who wish to study the chemical
syntheses of these substances. Uncle Fester, internationally renowned author
of this work, has crafted the definitive guide.
Uncle Fester says in his Preface: “After too long of an absence, I, at great risk to myself and my liberty, have once again climbed into the Captain's Chair to first-handedly probe today's rapidly evolving cooking environment. My stint hasn't been fruitless. Rather, it has brought about the crowning achievement of my 17+ years' involvement in the clandestine manufacture of 'controlled substances.' This is the fourth edition of Secrets Of Methamphetamine Manufacture, now subtitled Including Recipes for MDA, Ecstacy, and Other Psychedelic Amphetamines.
“So much has changed since 1992, when I wrote the third edition of this book, that this is almost an entirely new book. For instance, many of us have noticed that the 'powers that be' have decreed that mail-order stimulant pills shall be loaded up with fillers and other ingredients that frustrate an easy water extraction, and mess up their use for further chemical processing. I have perfected a procedure for extracting these pills which no filler formulation can defeat. As an added bonus, I also tell you what you now need to know about the companies that supply these pills, and how to avoid trouble as a result of dealing with them.
“Another true gem to be gleaned from this fourth edition is my own original and very simple procedure for converting those essential oils, such as sassafras oil (which is found in health-food stores and other outlets) into psychedelic amphetamines such as MDA and MDMA (Ecstacy). Why someone hasn't thought of such a simple procedure before, I can't say. You readers, however, will be very pleased that I have put my talents to the task.
“Those who wish to learn about scaling up production beyond the 'personal-stash and circle-of-friends level' will also want to read about the recipes I have revealed which use chemicals which are not yet covered by any federal snoopervision. I can't guarantee how long they'll still be obtainable without requiring the buyer to present three forms of picture ID and a set of fingerprints, but as of this writing they are available for the taking by those with bold hearts.
“The most important components of this fourth edition are you readers of the previous editions of Secrets Of Methamphetamine Manufacture. The many personal observations and hard-earned nuggets of knowledge which you channeled back into me have been incorporated into each and every one of the recipes in this book. This work is the piece de resistance of my many years in clandestine chemistry. “You'll be quite pleased, I'm sure!”
We're sure, too. In the interests of freedom of the press and honest distribution of information, Loompanics Unlimited is very proud to present the Fourth Edition of Uncle Fester's classic Secrets Of Methamphetamine Manufacture. Sold for informational purposes only.
