HILLARY CLINTON'S
PEN PAL
A Guide to Life and Lingo in Federal Prison
by Dr. Reinhold Aman Ex-Federal Prisoner No. 03873-089
The author states: “If you are going to prison for the first time, consider this book as your pal preparing you for the pen. ... I wish to offer you a basic guide for surviving and thriving in prison, together with a useful encyclopedic glossary about the language, people and situations you'll encounter there. As an ex-convict who has just emerged from the brutal and dangerous netherworld of the federal prison system and studied it as an anthropologist would, I'm well qualified to offer you this priceless
advice. To enable me to gather this information by sending me to prison, the Feds wasted some $100,000 - but you can acquire all these life-saving facts just for the price of my book.
“Going to prison without this information could prove deadly. I wish I had possessed such a guide when I entered federal prison on October 22, 1993, for having exposed and ridiculed several morally corrupt Wisconsin judges and lawyers. Luckily, I survived 15½ months in prison by quickly learning how to avoid being stabbed, slashed or killed and how to act and talk like a tough con. Wimps and ladies don't stand a chance in prison.
“According to its propaganda, the Federal Bureau of Prisons has four purposes: deterrence, punishment, incapacitation, and rehabilitation. Forget the last claim, a cruel joke. When you step into prison, you'll enter a world you never knew existed, full of unpredictable individuals, dangers and wads of regulations. You'll receive an 'Inmate Handbook' or sloppily photocopied pages with the major prison rules. These are easy to learn. But there are much more important rules and regulations - those of the
prisoners.
“Disobeying the prisoners' unwritten codes and rituals can get you killed the first day you are in prison. It almost happened to me: because I had mumbled a harmless comment, a 75-year-old Mafia gangster threatened to
'fuck a hole' in my head.”
The United States keeps a larger percentage of its citizens locked in prison than any other country in the world. Knowing what goes on behind the walls and how to survive becomes more important every day.
1996, 5½ x 8½, 96 pp, soft cover.
HILLARY CLINTON'S PEN PAL: $9.95
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